pearheaded | 1st Partridge [Action][Let's not realize we're trapped in Luceti]

[Luceti seems so calm right now. Active, but silently making white noise over the treetops around them—Ian's favorite type of place. And it was a good thing, too: no one is in need of money more than this guy ~~well, had someone actually told him things were free and he couldn't leave, anyway~~. He has a blanket laid out, and a bag sat right in the middle. Full of little powder-filled glasses, freshly made and found in his stuff at the item shop, as well as his awesome clothes (note: not really). This medicine was his usual method of getting cash, when his pockets were empty. Granted, some people might not ever use his medicine if they knew what was in it, but what they can't know won't hurt 'em! In fact, it'll heal 'em! 8D

Oh yeah, and he left his journal in a bush in the forest, by accident. Whoops. He'll be sure to get that when he realizes it could help him.]

Wonderful people of—

[...oooone second. He looks at his hand and carefully tries not to make an ass of himself.]

Wonderful people of Loo-ket-ey! Feeling like curing your poor injured shoulder? Got a broken collarbone in need of fixing up? Lost a limb in a bar fight? Then look no further than here!

[Motioning to the bag laid out in front of him with the shit-eatingest grin he can perform. Shiny vials and powders glint in the sun! Glinty glint glint!]

With this medicine, your unhealed physical injuries will go bye-bye in minutes, seconds even, depending on the size! Just a simple payment of 19.99 will give you guys the best bandages anyone could ever ask for: the kind that don't need to be used at all! Don't know what to get your mother for her birthday? How about the sweet taste of insta-cut-healing! Papa getting too crazy with that hacksaw? Insure yourself so he'll have all of his fingers in the future!

Come on, you can't refuse such a cheap offer, can you?

[...Wow, these people aren't really caring that much. Same ol', same ol'.]

...o-or not...

[Why, go ahead and fill him in on what the hell Luceti even is. Cause as far as he's considered, he's stuck in a village in his world and needs to get back to the one his pals are in. Such is the life of a dense idiot.]

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From:

pearheaded

W-well... I just thought maybe people thought I looked funny...

[Awkward fidgeting; most people think the weird-colored eyeballs and the green hair is a tad shocking. ~~Welcome to Luceti, Ian, where not a single fuck is given from day to day.~~]

I mean—I'm not exactly... normal looking, y'know?

From:

analyzing

[She taps the side of her chin thoughtfully.]

I guess you do look different than most of us here, but it's not like you can help that, right?

From:

pearheaded

You...

From:

pearheaded

You're the nicest lady ever!!

[may or may not be going in for a hug while sobbing like a baby]

What kindness! What a sweet reply! What a decent, wonderful human being!!

From:

analyzing

[Ehhhhh, letting him go for the hug. She'll pat him lightly on the back.]

From:

pearheaded

[Just gonna pull back and give you a nice pat on the shoulder.]

You are a wonderful person!

[He holds up a bottle of the powder and offers it to one of her hands.]

Take one on the house! If you ever get hurt, just take this and you'll be healed up in no time!

[...This is how 50 percent of his sales end, really. orz]

From:

analyzing

[Cupping a hand under it just so it doesn't fall if he lets it go, but she doesn't take it yet. Slow down, man, slow down, what happened to awesome sales.]

Whoa, whoa! How about your sale?

From:

pearheaded

[Still smiling, of course. He just can't help himself!]

You've already paid me, just in wisdom and kindness. Don't you think?

From:

analyzing

.......

Edited Date: 2011-01-22 04:07 pm (UTC)

From:

analyzing

...you really are a good guy, aren't you?

From:

analyzing

[Oh man, now she feels bad for having joked earlier about his prices. Or the fact that she had offered at all since she'd just been teasing. Why you gotta be so sincere, dude?

She runs a hand through her hair as she takes it, but holds up one finger.]

I'll accept this, but only if you allow me to add one more thing to make it an even trade. How about that?

Edited Date: 2011-01-22 04:09 pm (UTC)

From:

pearheaded

[He nods, grinning.]

Sure thing, miss! Whatever you want!

From:

analyzing

Anything? But isn't there something you'd really want?

From:

pearheaded

Hmmm... Well... I—I've always been pretty content...

[Also, even Ian's bright enough to know you can't give him what he'd want.]

Maybe you could show me what radios and walkie-talkies are, then!

Someone brought that up earlier, but I have no idea what they're like...

From:

analyzing

[That might be a pretty tall order for Luceti and its no-electronics rule...]

Well, I can't show you since we don't have any here, but I can tell you how they look like and how they work. How about that?

From:

pearheaded

That sounds good! I just wanna know what they're like; we only have mailing and stuff like that, back home. Nothing all that interesting.

From:

analyzing

I am A-OK with that! But...[She glances around. Even if it's not snowing today, it's still cold.] ...here?

From:

pearheaded

Oh! Ah—we can go where ever you'd like, ma'am!

[...It's cold? Should he be wearing a coat? Because it feels like Spring to him! |D]

From:

analyzing

[He's new- she can tell that much. And herp derp, let's say this is the plaza, so she'll gesture towards the Welcome Centre.]

How about in there? It's much warmer inside.

From:

pearheaded

Oh, aha, yes! Warmer is definitely better!

[He will follow like a lost dog. Because he might as well be. But before that, he extends a hand.]

I'm Ian. It's nice t'meet you.

From:

analyzing

[Have a handshake, man. You're cool.]

Rise Kujikawa at your service! It's good to meet you too, Ian.

From:

analyzing

[She glances down at the stuff he's supposed to be selling. Um.]

Do you um...want to take your stuff in with you as well?

From:

pearheaded

Huh? O—oh, right! [quickly gathering this stuff up, now |D;] I'm, uh, a little airheaded... about things... But I figure I wouldn't be me if it were any other way!

[ahaha... V_V]