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pearheaded[Luceti seems so calm right now. Active, but silently making white noise over the treetops around them—Ian's favorite type of place. And it was a good thing, too: no one is in need of money more than this guy well, had someone actually told him things were free and he couldn't leave, anyway. He has a blanket laid out, and a bag sat right in the middle. Full of little powder-filled glasses, freshly made and found in his stuff at the item shop, as well as his awesome clothes (note: not really). This medicine was his usual method of getting cash, when his pockets were empty. Granted, some people might not ever use his medicine if they knew what was in it, but what they can't know won't hurt 'em! In fact, it'll heal 'em! 8D
Oh yeah, and he left his journal in a bush in the forest, by accident. Whoops. He'll be sure to get that when he realizes it could help him.]
Wonderful people of—
[...oooone second. He looks at his hand and carefully tries not to make an ass of himself.]
Wonderful people of Loo-ket-ey! Feeling like curing your poor injured shoulder? Got a broken collarbone in need of fixing up? Lost a limb in a bar fight? Then look no further than here!
[Motioning to the bag laid out in front of him with the shit-eatingest grin he can perform. Shiny vials and powders glint in the sun! Glinty glint glint!]
With this medicine, your unhealed physical injuries will go bye-bye in minutes, seconds even, depending on the size! Just a simple payment of 19.99 will give you guys the best bandages anyone could ever ask for: the kind that don't need to be used at all! Don't know what to get your mother for her birthday? How about the sweet taste of insta-cut-healing! Papa getting too crazy with that hacksaw? Insure yourself so he'll have all of his fingers in the future!
Come on, you can't refuse such a cheap offer, can you?
[...Wow, these people aren't really caring that much. Same ol', same ol'.]
...o-or not...
[Why, go ahead and fill him in on what the hell Luceti even is. Cause as far as he's considered, he's stuck in a village in his world and needs to get back to the one his pals are in. Such is the life of a dense idiot.]
Oh yeah, and he left his journal in a bush in the forest, by accident. Whoops. He'll be sure to get that when he realizes it could help him.]
Wonderful people of—
[...oooone second. He looks at his hand and carefully tries not to make an ass of himself.]
Wonderful people of Loo-ket-ey! Feeling like curing your poor injured shoulder? Got a broken collarbone in need of fixing up? Lost a limb in a bar fight? Then look no further than here!
[Motioning to the bag laid out in front of him with the shit-eatingest grin he can perform. Shiny vials and powders glint in the sun! Glinty glint glint!]
With this medicine, your unhealed physical injuries will go bye-bye in minutes, seconds even, depending on the size! Just a simple payment of 19.99 will give you guys the best bandages anyone could ever ask for: the kind that don't need to be used at all! Don't know what to get your mother for her birthday? How about the sweet taste of insta-cut-healing! Papa getting too crazy with that hacksaw? Insure yourself so he'll have all of his fingers in the future!
Come on, you can't refuse such a cheap offer, can you?
[...Wow, these people aren't really caring that much. Same ol', same ol'.]
...o-or not...
[Why, go ahead and fill him in on what the hell Luceti even is. Cause as far as he's considered, he's stuck in a village in his world and needs to get back to the one his pals are in. Such is the life of a dense idiot.]
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Date: 2011-01-15 04:34 am (UTC)Uh, sorry ta burst yer bubble pal, but yer not gonna be able ta sell anythin' here. There's no such thing as money in Luceti, it's all free.
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Date: 2011-01-15 04:39 am (UTC)[because that's impressive, even for healing artes. She can't regrow limbs.]
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Date: 2011-01-15 04:43 am (UTC)...trying not to laugh because that's just mean.]
Oh, I dunno, 19.99 seems kinda steep.
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Date: 2011-01-15 04:44 am (UTC)What's it made of?
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Date: 2011-01-15 04:47 am (UTC)[...He's pretty tall, and his skin's just as brown as Ian's, but he seems human. Quiet, though.]
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Date: 2011-01-15 05:08 am (UTC)Pointless. This place already has a clinic and a pharmacy for our use.
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Date: 2011-01-15 08:35 am (UTC)OHOHOHOHO!]
Nice try there buddy, but I see what you're doing—this isn't the first time someone's tried to get something for free out of me!
[
granted they totally succeeded but still]...
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Date: 2011-01-15 08:36 am (UTC)...i-is that better?
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Date: 2011-01-15 08:39 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-01-15 08:39 am (UTC)1/2 all across the board :|
Date: 2011-01-15 08:40 am (UTC)I—I mean, no way, man. That's really cheap for something that can bring back your leg!!
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Date: 2011-01-15 08:40 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-01-15 08:42 am (UTC)Sorry, that's a family secret. If I told you, it could end up getting taken up by the competition, and I have bills to pay!
...Eh, well, not really, b-but I gotta eat, right?
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Date: 2011-01-15 08:43 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-01-15 08:45 am (UTC)Oh, nonono, you don't understand! This cuts healing time by more than half! Think about it—when you're out in the middle of a big scary fight and you lose a limb, what better way to treat it than to simple just
POOF!
Grow it back?
Your enemy will poop their pants in surprise!
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Date: 2011-01-15 08:48 am (UTC)Yeah, that is better, if there was such a thing as money in this world. Like I said, everythin' is free here, you wouldn't need to sell yer potion because money has no worth.
Does that make sense?
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Date: 2011-01-15 08:49 am (UTC)Hey, hey! I wasn't born yesterday! I was just in that village in the west and I got plenty until those bandits took my dough...
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Date: 2011-01-15 08:52 am (UTC)OK! Answer me a question! Did you by any chance find yerself in the forest with a book?
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Date: 2011-01-15 08:55 am (UTC)Well, yeah! That's kind of what most of the world is composed of, isn't it?
...Don't know what you mean by book, though.
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Date: 2011-01-15 09:03 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-01-15 09:05 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-01-15 09:07 am (UTC)[No, wait, an idea strikes that this guy would understand better.]
When ya arrive here ya get a journal, that journal is worth a lot of money if ya sell it on! Way more than twenty, I'm talkin' thousands!
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Date: 2011-01-15 09:09 am (UTC)...Thousands?
2/3 I lied
Date: 2011-01-15 09:12 am (UTC)I could buy 100 pairs of shoes for that much! Not to mention I could finally afford health care!!
[Did you know gullible isn't a word, Raven? True facts.]
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Date: 2011-01-15 09:13 am (UTC)...
I don't remember...!!