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[You know what's horrifying? Holograms. You know what's even worse? Being Ian during them. So when you hear the horrified shrieks in the plaza, it's probably just Ian being carried by a group of lumberjacks toward a GIANT WHIRRING WOODCHIPPER. Suffice to say, Mr. Kolansky is flailing above their heads in complete terror.]

PLEASE NO, NOT THE CHIPPER, NOT THE CHIPPER!!

I'M DELICATE!!

[It's not even registering that in such situations he'd die in Luceti; thank god for the lack of fatality in this event.]

.....

[Even worse, a couple hours later he's running all across town with people dressed like this after him. Man, he hasn't had this happen in a long-ass while, but it's still far from pleasant. By the time he manages to outrun them, he's gone all through town. His clothes are entirely wrecked and his day is shot to hell, b-but at least he can try to help some people out if they need it. You can find him hiding in the bushes or hanging upside down in a tree, struggling to get his foot out of vines. Or he can slam into you at a hideous speed. Or you can find him cowering in fear behind your house.

... Or you can find him tied up over a pot of boiling water.

Look, the mob wasn't friendly, okay? Kinda obvious.]


[Voice]




D-does anyone need any instant-healing medicine? I know some people were a little 'beat up' today...

Does anyone know why these're popping up like this?

[huff.]

Ah, well. This better not interrupt Parent's Day...


[He'll be around with dirty clothes (what's new), but he'll at least be free of any holograms, should you want him to run into one of yours.]

I havn't written a fanfic in years /cry

Date: 2011-08-11 06:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crybabyofdeath.livejournal.com
I'm Livio. [and a pause.] I'm not hurt.

[A master of the spoken language, that Livio is.]
From: [identity profile] crybabyofdeath.livejournal.com
I've been here a few months

[Which in Livio time is awhile but yeah, still pretty green to this Luceti thing]
Edited Date: 2011-08-13 07:17 am (UTC)

/WEEPS INTO HANDS

Date: 2011-08-17 06:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crybabyofdeath.livejournal.com
It does.

[Okay so not really for him but he might as well agree. :| and I kinda want to punch this two word tag in the face. LIVIO NEEDS MORE SOCIAL SKILLS DAMN IT.]

Date: 2011-09-04 12:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crybabyofdeath.livejournal.com
Well it's...

[Kinda hard to explain to someone who's never been.]

It's name is "No Man's Land". It's not like Luceti at all, the whole planet is a desert so it's a hard place to survive at times but it's not all bad.

[you know, nothing special or anything.]

Date: 2011-09-06 03:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crybabyofdeath.livejournal.com
I'd never seen one until I arrived at Luceti.

[So uh, probably not.]

Date: 2011-09-06 07:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crybabyofdeath.livejournal.com
[OH THE HUMANITY! He'll just try and cheer him up and assure him while kicking himself inside.]

It's really not that bad!

[Even if he really likes trees too :'|]

Date: 2011-09-07 05:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crybabyofdeath.livejournal.com
It's true that it's really hot and we don't have a lot of water but... we're used to it.

[trying to reduce THE HORROR.]

Date: 2011-09-08 03:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crybabyofdeath.livejournal.com
It was at first, but you know it's not a bad thing to get used to. [...Just wait until the seasons change and he things it's some horrible cataclysmic event where all of nature is dieing.]

Date: 2011-09-12 05:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crybabyofdeath.livejournal.com
[That is definitely a plus. Though with a cooment like that he really has to wonder about Ian's world.]

Is it that violent where you're from?

[his world is violent all the time and the thought that other worlds are like that is a little sad.]
Edited Date: 2011-09-12 05:36 am (UTC)

Date: 2011-09-13 08:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crybabyofdeath.livejournal.com
Sorry to hear that.

[How else can you respond to that? But really, he is.]
From: [identity profile] crybabyofdeath.livejournal.com
[Don't you know that's his favorite kind of answer?]

And that's all anyone could ever ask of you.

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