Ian Kolansky (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
pearheaded) wrote2011-07-29 02:16 am
pearheaded) wrote2011-07-29 02:16 am
12th Partridge [Action/Voice/Event]
[You know what's horrifying? Holograms. You know what's even worse? Being Ian during them. So when you hear the horrified shrieks in the plaza, it's probably just Ian being carried by a group of lumberjacks toward a GIANT WHIRRING WOODCHIPPER. Suffice to say, Mr. Kolansky is flailing above their heads in complete terror.]
PLEASE NO, NOT THE CHIPPER, NOT THE CHIPPER!!
I'M DELICATE!!
[It's not even registering that in such situations he'd die in Luceti; thank god for the lack of fatality in this event.]
.....
[Even worse, a couple hours later he's running all across town with people dressed like this after him. Man, he hasn't had this happen in a long-ass while, but it's still far from pleasant. By the time he manages to outrun them, he's gone all through town. His clothes are entirely wrecked and his day is shot to hell, b-but at least he can try to help some people out if they need it. You can find him hiding in the bushes or hanging upside down in a tree, struggling to get his foot out of vines. Or he can slam into you at a hideous speed. Or you can find him cowering in fear behind your house.
... Or you can find him tied up over a pot of boiling water.
Look, the mob wasn't friendly, okay? Kinda obvious.]
[Voice]
D-does anyone need any instant-healing medicine? I know some people were a little 'beat up' today...
Does anyone know why these're popping up like this?
[huff.]
Ah, well. This better not interrupt Parent's Day...
[He'll be around with dirty clothes (what's new), but he'll at least be free of any holograms, should you want him to run into one of yours.]
PLEASE NO, NOT THE CHIPPER, NOT THE CHIPPER!!
I'M DELICATE!!
[It's not even registering that in such situations he'd die in Luceti; thank god for the lack of fatality in this event.]
.....
[Even worse, a couple hours later he's running all across town with people dressed like this after him. Man, he hasn't had this happen in a long-ass while, but it's still far from pleasant. By the time he manages to outrun them, he's gone all through town. His clothes are entirely wrecked and his day is shot to hell, b-but at least he can try to help some people out if they need it. You can find him hiding in the bushes or hanging upside down in a tree, struggling to get his foot out of vines. Or he can slam into you at a hideous speed. Or you can find him cowering in fear behind your house.
... Or you can find him tied up over a pot of boiling water.
Look, the mob wasn't friendly, okay? Kinda obvious.]
[Voice]
D-does anyone need any instant-healing medicine? I know some people were a little 'beat up' today...
Does anyone know why these're popping up like this?
[huff.]
Ah, well. This better not interrupt Parent's Day...
[He'll be around with dirty clothes (what's new), but he'll at least be free of any holograms, should you want him to run into one of yours.]
[Action]
... Point duly acknowledged.
In that case, it is... even more p-prudent that you be involved in the research.
Re: [Action]
Though I'm going to focus on making a lot more medicine for all the people injured, right now... I think it'd be good to have a few spares these next few days...
[Action]
Re: [Action]
[Considering. How many people he was forced to supply for, in his not-so-pleasant years. :|]
[Action]
I am glad.
... Th-thank you for providing some for me. I appreciate it... [And it may come in handy later on, not just for studying.]
If there is something I can d-do for you later, please let me know...
Re: [Action]
[Action]
... Could I, er, g-get you something quickly before you leave, such as... a drink of something? [... He does not know what Ian eats or drinks right now and he would rather not guess and get it hideously wrong.]
Re: [Action]
Ah, actually! A glass of water would be just great!
... and maybe some sugar? All this running around has been making me really want some!
[Action]
Ah... give me a moment, pl-please.
[Either way, he disappears into the mass-of-simulations building a moment, heading over to his apartment. It's a short walk and, luckily, his apartment is mostly intact now, as long as he ignores the rainforested area in one corner which seems pretty harmless for now.
... A moment later, he returns with a small sugar bowl (he usually uses that for tea...) and a tall glass of cold water.]
... Is this... satisfactory?
Re: [Action]
[now behold as he downs the entire glass in one steady stream >:^|
GOOD STUFF. Allow him to pour the sugar in like he's a garbage disposal.]
Re: [Action]
[Action]
... Oh well.]
You are... quite welcome.
Good luck with... s-subsequent endeavours...
Re: [Action]
You, too! Don't go running into quick sand or giant bears!
[|D See ya around!!]