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[You know what's horrifying? Holograms. You know what's even worse? Being Ian during them. So when you hear the horrified shrieks in the plaza, it's probably just Ian being carried by a group of lumberjacks toward a GIANT WHIRRING WOODCHIPPER. Suffice to say, Mr. Kolansky is flailing above their heads in complete terror.]

PLEASE NO, NOT THE CHIPPER, NOT THE CHIPPER!!

I'M DELICATE!!

[It's not even registering that in such situations he'd die in Luceti; thank god for the lack of fatality in this event.]

.....

[Even worse, a couple hours later he's running all across town with people dressed like this after him. Man, he hasn't had this happen in a long-ass while, but it's still far from pleasant. By the time he manages to outrun them, he's gone all through town. His clothes are entirely wrecked and his day is shot to hell, b-but at least he can try to help some people out if they need it. You can find him hiding in the bushes or hanging upside down in a tree, struggling to get his foot out of vines. Or he can slam into you at a hideous speed. Or you can find him cowering in fear behind your house.

... Or you can find him tied up over a pot of boiling water.

Look, the mob wasn't friendly, okay? Kinda obvious.]

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D-does anyone need any instant-healing medicine? I know some people were a little 'beat up' today...

Does anyone know why these're popping up like this?

[huff.]

Ah, well. This better not interrupt Parent's Day...

[He'll be around with dirty clothes (what's new), but he'll at least be free of any holograms, should you want him to run into one of yours.]

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Mmphfmph Mmmmr.

[what a hero]

Hey, don't forget who you're talkin' to! I'm super tough!

Then tell me where you are! I can get those fixed up right now, so ya' don't gotta deal with 'em anymore.

Because I make it, of course! And it's very complicated and doctor-y work.

Need some?

[Well, it's no wonder he looked that way!]

Would you like to come inside and rest for awhile? My room aside, the rest of our house has been relatively normal.

Oh, you wouldn't mind? [Because he could use a nap. It's been... what, three days since he actually went to sleep?] That'd be great!

[considering he's rarely ever in a house. :|a]

Of course I don't mind. It's the least I can do to repay you for helping me during the draft.

[...well, Ion saw it as helping, at least.]

[He pulls himself up over the window sill and manages to land without stumbling. He's had a lot of practice these past few days, after all.]

If we stay close to the house, nothing should spot us on our way to the front door.

[Robert's voice is almost apologetic.] I, er, am... a-attempting to stay around Community Building Three for the time being. [It's, er, a break from running around trying to take holophotographs of all the things. Probably not a long break, though.]

But I would... n-not wish to waste your time, especially when there are those in... m-much greater need of your assistance.

[You see, and that might as well have been "Get off of me you giant waste of oxygen and all things good for several of my internal organs have ruptured, your ass is not lightweight." as he leaps off with the inherent grace and agility of a cat who was just spritzed with a water bottle.]

ARE YOU OKAY?

[SPAZ ATTACK]

[She drops his hand like it's on fire and steps back, scanning him.]

Well, ya seem ta be in one piece.

[So she'll just be on her way.]

[Oh, Ion, don't repay him for that. If he'd have thought about it longer ~~maybe he got to in the thread :|~~ he would've just realized he could pick you up and jump out. Huehuehuehue.

aaaand he follows ion like a happy puppy]

That sounds great! You wouldn't happen to have a little water I could drink, do you?

Relatively, yeah! Though I guess I'll need a new wardrobe...

[:C I liked this shirt.

also, walking after you like you're not trying to get away]

Where'd ya' learn how to fight? That was pretty good!

I'm okay! I just broke my nose!

[Don't worry, it's healed. :|]

But hey! Thanks for the help, man! That was pretty swell of ya'.

You, waste my time? Don't be silly. I'm on my way to Building Three, then!

[The sound of him moving is easy to hear, as he shuffles through the forest brush.]

Where'll you be, in the building?

[...GOOD JOB, IAN.]

Of course. Though I do hope the kitchen hasn't been changed into something else...

[He chuckles as he opens the front door, checking inside for normalcy before holding the door for Ian. Everything seemed fine, for now...]

Make yourself at home, while I go get you a glass of water.

Er... as much as I can be, at the moment. It... t-tends to change rather rapidly.

Some of the w-worlds it has... represented are entirely bizarre...

[Indeed, the community building is looking pretty weird right now. It's a mishmash of different pieces of worlds that, altogether, are nearly unidentifiable. Robert is standing near the entrance, intrigued by an area that looks very much like a piece of Terran architecture.

He doesn't look too banged up - most of his injuries are clearly very minor.]

[Oh, then you won't mind in your focus when Ian strolls casually behind you and cheerily hollers a]

HELLO THERE, ROBERT~!!

[o/ sparkle sparkle

Also, don't mind his torn up clothes. He's just been getting gnawed on and clawed at a lot lately.]

Edited 2011-08-01 09:58 (UTC)

If you have some to spare, I do believe it would be useful to have on hand.

Gym class.

[Not strictly true, but whatever. >>

'My mom is a terrorist that was training me to help her destroy the world' just doesn't roll of the tongue as well.]

[After the family stunt, Akihiko couldn't quite believe that.]

Just don't take on more than you can handle. They're not very dangerous, but they can still hurt you.

[Holy shit -]

Ah! [Robert yelps and stumbles back a bit at Ian's loud shout. Something like that out of nowhere when Robert's already jumpy? Not good for sanity.]

...

Ah.

... Mr. Kolansky. I... I a-apologize.

[Now that the initial panic is over: he notices the treeman's torn clothes, though honestly, with his lack of fashion sense, he probably doesn't notice much awry about it.]

[Uh, yeah that's.... something special alright. He's never exactly met anything that could heal itself that wasn't a murder church militant.]

No... problem...

[He's to polite to just ask what are you. So you'll have to settle for derp who may or may not be looking at you a little wide-eyed right now.]

[Did you expect anything different.]

U-uh—! Be careful, while you're gone!

[And he just /flop, its down on the couch to awkwardly fiddle with his ruined sleeve. :|]

No need for apologize, it happens a lot more than you'd think.

SO!! Are you ready for some fixing upping?

[He's glad to see you don't look too bad, at least.]

Great! I can drop it off, if you'd like. I know it's a little crazy out there lately, what with the ghosts and zombies and giant radioactive lizards...

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