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[Ian. Is. Determined.
So far most of his jobs have ended in failure, because he's not... exactly the best at any of them. Aaand in this universe he has no idea his blood has healing properties, so it's a little tougher for him to make a living off himself. BUT THIS TIME WILL BE DIFFERENT!! For he has borrowed some supplies from Nami—he'll pay you back eventually, promise ;A;—and he'll go to get hired to trim/cut/fix your bushes and trees and grass!! 8D
THIS WILL NOT END POORLY.
...Only it does. If you hire him, you'll walk out to find he's doing a horrible job. Maybe the bushes aren't cut straight, or there are chunks taken out of it, or the grass looks dead in splotches or altogether. Fortunately for Ian, he doesn't know he's a tree man, so he won't be horrified when he accidentally breaks that babby tree you were planting. >_>
Suffice to say, he'll have a few angry customers.]
[Voice]
U—um... how do you know when you're meant to do something. Like... what your 'life calling' sort of thing is? Yanno, what made you say 'this was what I was born to do'. Because man, I don't think I'm very good at finding it... Maybe I should try being a nurse next—or a teacher? M-maybe a chef! Ahaha...
[If anyone knows his cooking, or his bedside abilities, or his inability to teach, they'd just weep tears of horror at this.]
So far most of his jobs have ended in failure, because he's not... exactly the best at any of them. Aaand in this universe he has no idea his blood has healing properties, so it's a little tougher for him to make a living off himself. BUT THIS TIME WILL BE DIFFERENT!! For he has borrowed some supplies from Nami—he'll pay you back eventually, promise ;A;—and he'll go to get hired to trim/cut/fix your bushes and trees and grass!! 8D
THIS WILL NOT END POORLY.
...Only it does. If you hire him, you'll walk out to find he's doing a horrible job. Maybe the bushes aren't cut straight, or there are chunks taken out of it, or the grass looks dead in splotches or altogether. Fortunately for Ian, he doesn't know he's a tree man, so he won't be horrified when he accidentally breaks that babby tree you were planting. >_>
Suffice to say, he'll have a few angry customers.]
[Voice]
U—um... how do you know when you're meant to do something. Like... what your 'life calling' sort of thing is? Yanno, what made you say 'this was what I was born to do'. Because man, I don't think I'm very good at finding it... Maybe I should try being a nurse next—or a teacher? M-maybe a chef! Ahaha...
[If anyone knows his cooking, or his bedside abilities, or his inability to teach, they'd just weep tears of horror at this.]
