Ian Kolansky (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
pearheaded) wrote2011-01-14 05:14 pm
pearheaded) wrote2011-01-14 05:14 pm
1st Partridge [Action][Let's not realize we're trapped in Luceti]
[Luceti seems so calm right now. Active, but silently making white noise over the treetops around them—Ian's favorite type of place. And it was a good thing, too: no one is in need of money more than this guy well, had someone actually told him things were free and he couldn't leave, anyway. He has a blanket laid out, and a bag sat right in the middle. Full of little powder-filled glasses, freshly made and found in his stuff at the item shop, as well as his awesome clothes (note: not really). This medicine was his usual method of getting cash, when his pockets were empty. Granted, some people might not ever use his medicine if they knew what was in it, but what they can't know won't hurt 'em! In fact, it'll heal 'em! 8D
Oh yeah, and he left his journal in a bush in the forest, by accident. Whoops. He'll be sure to get that when he realizes it could help him.]
Wonderful people of—
[...oooone second. He looks at his hand and carefully tries not to make an ass of himself.]
Wonderful people of Loo-ket-ey! Feeling like curing your poor injured shoulder? Got a broken collarbone in need of fixing up? Lost a limb in a bar fight? Then look no further than here!
[Motioning to the bag laid out in front of him with the shit-eatingest grin he can perform. Shiny vials and powders glint in the sun! Glinty glint glint!]
With this medicine, your unhealed physical injuries will go bye-bye in minutes, seconds even, depending on the size! Just a simple payment of 19.99 will give you guys the best bandages anyone could ever ask for: the kind that don't need to be used at all! Don't know what to get your mother for her birthday? How about the sweet taste of insta-cut-healing! Papa getting too crazy with that hacksaw? Insure yourself so he'll have all of his fingers in the future!
Come on, you can't refuse such a cheap offer, can you?
[...Wow, these people aren't really caring that much. Same ol', same ol'.]
...o-or not...
[Why, go ahead and fill him in on what the hell Luceti even is. Cause as far as he's considered, he's stuck in a village in his world and needs to get back to the one his pals are in. Such is the life of a dense idiot.]
Oh yeah, and he left his journal in a bush in the forest, by accident. Whoops. He'll be sure to get that when he realizes it could help him.]
Wonderful people of—
[...oooone second. He looks at his hand and carefully tries not to make an ass of himself.]
Wonderful people of Loo-ket-ey! Feeling like curing your poor injured shoulder? Got a broken collarbone in need of fixing up? Lost a limb in a bar fight? Then look no further than here!
[Motioning to the bag laid out in front of him with the shit-eatingest grin he can perform. Shiny vials and powders glint in the sun! Glinty glint glint!]
With this medicine, your unhealed physical injuries will go bye-bye in minutes, seconds even, depending on the size! Just a simple payment of 19.99 will give you guys the best bandages anyone could ever ask for: the kind that don't need to be used at all! Don't know what to get your mother for her birthday? How about the sweet taste of insta-cut-healing! Papa getting too crazy with that hacksaw? Insure yourself so he'll have all of his fingers in the future!
Come on, you can't refuse such a cheap offer, can you?
[...Wow, these people aren't really caring that much. Same ol', same ol'.]
...o-or not...
[Why, go ahead and fill him in on what the hell Luceti even is. Cause as far as he's considered, he's stuck in a village in his world and needs to get back to the one his pals are in. Such is the life of a dense idiot.]
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Yeah, that is better, if there was such a thing as money in this world. Like I said, everythin' is free here, you wouldn't need to sell yer potion because money has no worth.
Does that make sense?
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Hey, hey! I wasn't born yesterday! I was just in that village in the west and I got plenty until those bandits took my dough...
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OK! Answer me a question! Did you by any chance find yerself in the forest with a book?
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Well, yeah! That's kind of what most of the world is composed of, isn't it?
...Don't know what you mean by book, though.
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[No, wait, an idea strikes that this guy would understand better.]
When ya arrive here ya get a journal, that journal is worth a lot of money if ya sell it on! Way more than twenty, I'm talkin' thousands!
1/2
...Thousands?
2/3 I lied
I could buy 100 pairs of shoes for that much! Not to mention I could finally afford health care!!
[Did you know gullible isn't a word, Raven? True facts.]
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...
I don't remember...!!
1/2
[Not good, he sucks at explaining Luceti, the guide is the best thing ever in times like these.
And gulliable is totally a word.]2/2
It's been snowing, right? So all ya gotta do is follow yer footsteps in the snow! Easy!
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[He slaps his fist in his palm at the suggestion, before re-packaging all of his stuff; it ends up hobo-style, with a stick and a bag at the end of it.]
Thanks a lot, man! I'll be well-off for sure thanks to you!
[He holds up a little vial—it's pinkish in tint and powdery.]
Here, a token of appreciation! You ever get injured, take some of this and your wounds'll be healed in no time. A little gift for the help.
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Uh, thanks I guess? I'll think about it.
And good luck findin' that journal, yer gonna need it here.
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I'll make sure to remember that, Mr... uh...?
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It's just Raven, nothing more. What about you, ya got a name?
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I'm Ian Kolansky, best medicine seller in the world!
Well, in the village.
In my family line.
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[More like 'too dishonest', ngl.]
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1/2
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Maybe even find me a girlfriend.
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It's true though, havin' a little pride goes a long way.
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Registered Pervert]I'm a guildsman, we do odd jobs back in my world and here in Luceti.
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